Shorthand or Dispatch switch-statement with function?

There is any way to shorthand or dispatch this to one-line code?

$asd='http://asd.asd';
// $asd='asd@asd.asd';
// $asd='+123123';

switch ($asd){
    case strpos($asd, 'http')===0:
        $qwe='href';
        break;
    case strpos($asd, '@')>1:
        $qwe='mailto';
        break;
    case strpos($asd, '+')===0:
        $qwe='tel';
        $break;
}